February 2012
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Ellen Degeneres for President.
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
kwadi:
*is actually still horny*
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africans:
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
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roryflannelgan:
“oh no” my followers whisper in horror as i show signs of entering yet another fandom
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yi-kes:
is “i hate everyone” considered a legitimate reason to drop out of school
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playedbyfuckinglunatics:
naaier:
playedbyfuckinglunatics:
Roses are red violets are blue I’ve saw Elisabeths nudes so fuck you
you keep this up you and they start believing u omg
Wait wut i’m not lying
Can I just say I am really surprised you didn’t kill me for this
“Hated by plenty. Wanted by many. Disliked by some. But confronted by none.”
– (via bedazzledburka)
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hey barbie
yeah ken?
you wanna see mah dick?
sure ken!
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