BYOB: Bring your own burrito.

me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

jess.us
I feel that our relationship has come to the point where we should have witty nicknames for eachother and inside jokes that only we understand :D
Anonymous

Rachel? but we do bby

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twatniss:

how do you even survive in the t.A.T.u. fandom without knowing at least a moderate amount of russian and spanish

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seacretive:

raven symone becoming a lesbian is the greatest plot twist of all time